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mylifeaskriz:

ruineshumaines:

Liz Climo on Tumblr.

this really cheered me up

motherfuckingdragonsyo:

I made an old lady blush today at work because she ordered two senior coffees and I said “SENIOR ? I’m sorry miss, i’m going to have to ask to see some ID.” and she covered her mouth and went “Oh dear me” and couldn’t stop smiling

Anonymous said: your husband seems like a dick kill him. also does ghosts still exist?

itseasytoremember:

billyteddy:

he is a dick and killing him is on my list, but he’s attractive so i’m going to get one more kid out of him

i’m not sure on the ghost front, i guess we’ll find out after i kill my husband and put his gravestone in my backyard 

YOU NEED TO MAKE IT MORE OBVIOUS THAT THIS IS ABOUT THE SIMS

  • book ginny: keep your head in the game, potter! *hits him with bludger*
  • movie ginny: *awkwardly ties harry's shoelace for no apparent reason*

herbackrowkings:

lalondes:

>teenage actress’s private nudes get leaked

>teenage actress is reviled as a slut and a whore and a bad role model

>james franco asks a seventeen-year-old girl if he can meet her in a private hotel room

>james franco gets to go on saturday night live and joke about what a silly doofus he is for soliciting sex from a girl literally half his age

DO NOT DARE OVERLOOK THIS POST

leepacey:

people are all ‘battle of five armies is gonna kill me it’s gonna be so sad’ when honestly i’m not even over haldir yet

alexbainmusic:

I enjoy a semi-dressed picture of Michael Fassbender as much as anyone, but at least he, unlike a lot of young female celebs today, has actually CHOSEN to share his, uh, gifts with the world. I wonder if any of the horny fanboys sharing the leaked pics of JLaw etc. know that they’re essentially the modern versions of Norman Bates fapping through a keyhole to Marion Crane as she undresses in ‘Psycho’